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Chapter 13 | Now We Can Proceed
“Good evening Granddad, how are you?” I walk over to my grandfather who is sitting behind his huge mahogany desk. He’s owned that thing for as long as I can remember. It reminds me of the movie The Godfather. Seeing how he speaks several different languages fluently I expect him to get pissed at my brothers one day and burst out in his best Sicilian to tell them how fucking stupid they are.
“I am well Ellie. Is your father with you?” Granddad asks, looking at his watch.
My eyes widen and I shake my head for emphasis, “No, I thought he would be here already. He was so eager for this meeting I thought he would beat me here.”
“One would…” The door opens, interrupting my grandfather.
“…think, yes I know Dad. Good evening Ellie.” My father saunters into my grandfather’s study and kisses me on the cheek; he’s late. Granddad doesn’t do late, ever, and he doesn’t forget when someone is late.
Granddad clears his throat, “Well, now that we are all here.” He takes a moment to glare at my father. “I have some questions.”
Turning to me, Granddad asks, “Ella, is she here?”
“Yes Granddad, she arrived early this morning. He was there to meet her, even ran up the steps to the cabin door. I burst out laughing. They look wonderful together too. She really does look like me. You cannot tell from the photos, you have to see her in person. It seemed uncanny.”
“Yes, I believe those blue eyes did it to him. Lord knows that is what attracted me to your grandmother.” He smiles, as he always does when he remembers my grandmother. She died before I was born, but I’ve seen numerous photos of her. I wish I could have met her, his one true love. Sigh.
“They went back to the house and have not left, yet. I believe he will be at the committee meeting tonight. It is the last one before the event. I do not know if she will accompany him or not.” For both their sake I really hope he skips the damn meeting. My brothers behaved so badly at the last meeting, I’ll have to take them down in public if they harass him or her at that meeting.
“Well, do not expect her to arrive and if she does, make sure those imbeciles you so affectionately refer to as brothers… leave…her…the fuck…alone. They were not supposed to bother him and look what happened.” I nod in agreement. He’s right. The Bowery Boys have made things more difficult than they already were; if that’s even possible. 
“Yes, if need be, I will handle them.” I look directly at my father. All he does is nod his consent. He knows some of the story.
“Like I said, she is here and they look happy. This is a wonderful place for them to reconcile and move forward. We can only hope for the best. I have not told him…” Before I can finish my sentence, my father chimes in.
“Are you certain it is him? Looks do not mean everything.” Here we go. I hold up my hand to stop my father. My dad isn’t really worried about the validity of our information; he knows we’re careful. Daddy is wary of the reaction the situation will garner. My father hates rejection and can behave poorly when confronted with it. Seems to be a family trait.
“I know that better than you do Daddy. First, yes I am certain, second, I will tell him whether you like it or not and third, the fellas need to know as well…after I tell him of course.” Those selfish little bastard brothers of mine need to be removed as well, but that is not my call. Pity actually.
I turn toward my grandfather, “Granddad, I truly believe she should be with him when we speak. She has a soothing affect on him. It really is amazing.” I sigh. Looking at the two of them is like watching Cinderella and Prince Charming. I can only wish for that kind of love to find me one day.
“I agree, they should be told together and they should be told here. I want to be able to show him proof. He does not appear to be the trusting sort so I am certain he will want cold, hard facts to back up your claim Ella.” I wish this could just be accepted at face value. It’s not like we want anything from him. If nothing else, he will increase his fortune exponentially. But I know Granddad is right. We have to be able to prove ourselves.
“I have all of that. My daughter was not in the best way at the end of her life, but she was still my daughter. She knew the importance of documentation and she knew her son would one day need to know. I have all of the proof we need.” My grandfather somehow managed to get evidence I never knew it was possible to have. He really outdid himself on this one. He would not destroy the proof because he recognized others would want to see it and verify its authenticity.
“Ahem,” ever the diplomat, “Dad, have you considered how his family will respond to this news? This can be misinterpreted as our trying to drive a wedge between them. We don’t want him to close the lines of communication based on reaction from…” we all know he’s speaking from experience, but at this moment experience doesn’t seem to have taught my grandfather a fucking thing.
With a distinct and blatant disregard for my father’s intention my grandfather states, “I do not give a fuck if he speaks to us again or not. He must know his position and know his entitlement. Afterward, if he wants to denounce the Brown family then that is his right. However, he will have been told and my documentation will be available. Ella, you will be responsible for following through with my wishes when the time comes.” I furrow my brow at that subject. I always do. He knows how I feel.
Granddad softens his feathers before telling me, “Little one, I know you had your heart set on the sea, but you will step up at EB and you will make him do the same or I will haunt you all for the remainder of your lives.” He gives me a devilish grin and a wink. Granddad is always promising to haunt someone when he wants his way. The only problem is, we know for a fact it’s true, that’s why it’s so effective. I swallow hard and nod my head.
“Emmett, what about The Interference? What is its status?” My grandfather cannot wait to be rid of that, quite frankly neither can I.
My father’s grey eyes flash with anger, as he growls, “No change in position Dad and no change in status either. In fact the entire State of Washington should pay homage once this is done.”
I gasp, “What? You mean still? That has to stop.” I look frantically between my father and my grandfather. “Granddad, is there anything we can do right away…anything at all?”
Granddad shakes his head regretfully. “No Love, we cannot, but in time. The Interference will go…period.”
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I call this meeting to order. We only have a few loose ends to tie up; therefore, in lieu of time we will only need reports from those committee members.”
“First we will hear from Logistics, then Audio/Visual and finally Security.” Eran looks around for Christian. I was glad he and Anastasia skipped the meeting. I can’t blame him for not brining her here, or coming himself. He just reconciled with the love of his life and he’s afraid I’ll frighten her away. I’m certain of that and I understand his position entirely. This is when I wish he knew the truth about us.
Then there are the barracudas in the room. Seems like the whole Brown clan is here. Eran and Emerson invited Everett to this meeting. I guess they thought I was kidding when I told them what I’d do should they continue to harass Christian. I can guaran-fucking-tee you gentlemen I was not bullshitting. Big brother can’t always save you.
I see Mr. Taylor has been assigned to discuss security for the event. This should be interesting. “It seems Mr. Grey has decided not to attend this evening. Does anyone have his report?” Eran looks at me as if to say ‘well, where the fuck is he’. I shake my head and look at Mr. Taylor.
Eran follows my line of sight then asks, “Sir, are you here in Mr. Grey’s place?” Taylor simply nods his head once. “Will you please introduce yourself and give us an update on the progress of the Security Committee?”
Taylor clears his throat, “My name is Jason Taylor. I am the Head Security Officer for Grey Enterprise Holdings. The Security Committee enlisted five hundred personnel total. We were instructed that one hundred individuals were necessary; however, after confirming the number of RSVPs then surveying the venue and its surrounding area, we opted to increase the number and have backup details available.” Eran looks a little disappointed in Taylor’s progress. I know he was hoping Christian would fail to find qualified security. I heard Er and Em plotting how to approach Granddad about vetting and hiring security personnel. I rolled my eyes at them. I could have told them how to do that, but no…don’t ask the little girl surrounded by men her entire life. Whatever.
“This document” Taylor holds up a packet of papers, “lists the names of vetted men and women awaiting instruction from you, Mr. Brown, and/or the Logistics Committee Chairman.” Taylor raises ad eyebrow at Eran then the fucker looks at me. Oh I can see Taylor’s in line for a good old fashion cussing out before long and I’ll be only too happy to oblige him.
Begrudgingly Eran says, “Thank you Mr. Taylor. We appreciate your contribution to our endeavor. Now, Logistics.” And off we go to the rest of this pointless fucking meeting. I think I’ll go home and change then have an evening by Rowes Bay. This’ll prove to be a ‘fun filled’ weekend. I can feel it now.
“…very good. We will schedule a wrap-up meeting in approximately two weeks then we will be finished. Meeting adjourned. See you all at the event.” Good, now to get the fuck out of here. I almost run out of the meeting room when I hear. “Not so quick Miss Brown.” Bastard.
I turn around slowly with a smile on my face. There big brother stands, summoning me over to him. Taylor stopped by the door as if he were invited to the melee. Everett and Emerson immediately flank him. They each stand a head taller than Taylor and are much bigger. Sometimes the fellas actually come in handy. I really do want to laugh at Taylor. Love, you have no idea just how outnumbered you are. We have been known to stop fighting each other, gang up on an intruder in our argument then go back to kicking each other’s assess. We may fight with each other…a lot, but we’ll fight for each other first…always.
Taylor, wisely, leaves the room. The boys close the door after him then Er descends on me. “What the fuck gives Ellie? Where was the bastard? And who the fuck is the buzz-cut he sent over here? I want some…” THAT’S IT!
“FREEZE Eran Rockhold-Brown! First of all, Grey is a grown man and it’s not my job to keep him. Forward your attendance questions to him directly or to his minion who you two,” I turn and point at Everett and Emerson, “so weakly tried to intimidate. You wanted a security update and it sounds like you got what you wanted so why the fuck are you pestering me?” I stand with my arms crossed daring him to start some shit.
“Something is going on with you two and we,” he gestures between the Three Amigos, “want to know what it is. We have a right…” Oh Good Lord, not this shit again.
“PAUSE! You have no right to anything in my life. Any piece of information I deign to share with any of you should be considered a treasure. Ergo, piss off, the lot of you!” I turn sharply and proceed to march to the door of the conference room. And of course Thing 1 and Thing 2 think they can prevent me from leaving.
If they touch a piece of lint on my shirt I will stomp the shit out of them and they know it. In the quiet whispering groan that we all use when we get pissed I announce, “One move. That’s all it’ll take for me to go absolutely, fucking ape-shit on YOUR ASS!” I turn back to Eran and point.
“I have no idea why you all are intimidated by that man, but you had best put on your big boy boxers and get over it. He’s a community member. He’s established a lucrative business here and it seems he’s enjoying his stay, despite the three of you. In the event he wishes to leave Townsville, I’m certain he knows his way to the airport. Until he decides to no longer grace us with his presence, GO THE FUCK AWAY AND LEAVE HIM THE HELL ALONE!” I shout so loud my voice can be heard echoing out in the hallway. With that, my brothers move out of my way and I proceed to exit the building.
“Stay away from him!” What the fuck? I know I have the most confused look on my face as I stand facing my car. One I’m surprised anyone is still out here and two, who the fuck does this man think he is? I recognize the voice as that of Mr. Jason Taylor. What the fuck is this, a testosterone convention?
I don’t bother to turn around to face him. “Good evening Mr. Taylor. Is there something in particular you would like to discuss with me?” I spread the nicety on as thick as possible. This bastard is threatened because my security checks proved better than his. That’s easy to see. If he worked for Granddad he would be six feet under for the shit he missed and could only speculate at. It’s inexcusable.
“I said stay away from Mr. Grey. He has a wonderful woman in his life and he does not need some gold-digging whore traipsing around after him.” My eyes have popped out of my head. This bastard has the moxie to think I am after Christian’s money. Yeah, this fucker would not make it at EB, Pty that’s for damn sure. His deductive reasoning is non-existent.
I’m not going to entertain this conversation. My back is still turned toward him and I am praying he lays a hand on me. He’s sorely underestimated me, like men always do. I just want to see the shadow of his hand near my face and he’ll need a medic.
“STEP AWAY FROM THE YOUNG LADY YOU FUCKER!” I look up to see the Bowery Boys standing to my right, a few feet from my car followed by another distinct voice.
“Mr. Jason Taylor I presume.” I don’t bother to turn around. I know from the smiles on my brothers’ faces and the smooth sound of the voice, it’s Daddy. My father always starts out professionally, a genial greeting, even a handshake, but if you’re not responsive to his business persona, all etiquette goes out the fucking window.
“Mr. Taylor, I know you are not hard of hearing so you are well aware of my sons’ statement and my direct address. I strongly recommend, sir, that you accept my salutation and shake my hand. Should you decide against that, I do not want or need my sons assistance to rectify this matter.” My brothers and I are chuckling quietly. Our father is only this dramatic when he is pissed beyond recognition.
Granddad tried to teach us not to swing first, which was difficult when that’s still his first reaction. He did manage to school us in the “proper way” to handle a situation, especially one that goes out of control. Rule one, know your opponent, rule two, know your surroundings and rule three, walk, don’t run, away. We say it all of the time, it’s almost like a family motto…we really are a sneaky bunch.
To his credit, I sense Taylor turning around and, I presume, shaking my father’s hand. Poor sot, he has no idea what was going to hit him. I hear the handcuff snap onto Taylor’s wrist. I know the next moves. I have used them myself. Daddy has spun Taylor around, to face away from my father then clamped the other wrist with a cuff. This is followed by a swift kick of his feet so he looses balance and ends up face down on the pavement with my father’s foot in his back. I would have loved to see the look on Mr. Head of Security at GEH’s face as it all occurred.
I never turned around. Then, I heard footsteps and saw my brothers’ eyes grow wide. No need to fret, it’s just Granddad. I wonder what he wants. I told him I would handle Christian should he decide to attend this meeting. These men are getting on my nerves. I wonder, do they make pills to counteract testosterone surges? These guys could do with a monthly dose. Pissing contests be damned.
“Good evening Love. How was the meeting?” Really Granddad? He’s so sweet sounding I want to bark laughing, but instead I turn around and smile brightly.
“Good evening Daddy, Granddad, what on Earth brings you out this evening? Surely not this.” I point at the now prone figure on the pavement beneath me.
“No Love”, Granddad smiles. “You know why we are here. Judging by the present company,” he looks down at Taylor and raises a brow, “I take it all was for naught.” I nod. “Pity.” He shakes his head as he gazes down at the silent victim on the ground.
By now, all of the Browns have converged on Mr. Jason Taylor who has been extremely quiet throughout this exchange. Wise choice Taylor. It would’ve been nice to see him run that arrogant yap of his though. I would’ve loved to see the show. Daddy makes doling out a good old-fashioned ass kicking look effortless.
“Mr. Taylor” my granddad has stepped forward, “I do not know what type of security you are used to, but things are very different here. Do not approach my relatives in a hostile manner ever again. We have no issue with you or your employer and we do not appreciate your antagonism. Do I make myself clear Mr. Taylor?” This really is funny. I won’t need to distress by the bay after this show.
Taylor simply nods, he doesn’t try to look up, but that’s enough for Granddad. The toddler section always wants eye contact and verbal confirmation they were heard, but Granddad and Daddy drilled into my head when there is no need for noise, don’t make any. Taylor gets it.
Daddy and Granddad each kiss my forehead goodbye then, I get in my car and drive away.
Since her arrival, Christian and Anastasia have been all over Townsville. They even took time out to go to Magnetic Island, the National Park there is wonderful. I’m hopeful she’ll stay here for a good while. She really is good for him.
Naturally, I’ve maintained my distance from them both and radio silence from Christian. I saw Christian at the coffee shop the other day and made sure to keep walking past. I shake my head and tell myself, “Sorry Love, my job is almost finished” I can only hope I still have a friend when this is all over.
Once I let him know the sordid tale then I’m sure he and Anastasia will be on their way back to Seattle. I’ll miss him. I wish I had met Anastasia. She seems like a beautiful woman and I’m very glad she came here of her own accord. He really needed her. It’s wonderful to see him smile. I mean truly smile, from his heart. He looks so young and carefree. Striking resemblance. Family trait.
I didn’t want to do any of this in public. I’ll invite them to the family home for brunch after the beach party and we can take it from there. The three blind mice should still be out whoring around town so the timing can’t be better. Granddad will sit his grandsons down when we’ve finished our conversation with Christian and deal with those fireworks later. This is going to be an interesting weekend.
 The Bowery Boys were fictional New York City characters, successors of the “The East Side Kids” who were the subject of feature films released by Monogram Pictures from 1946 through 1958.